's friend Alberto, a solace to me often with his phantasmagorical vignettes, taken somewhere last week I sent them some. Following its approval, the public the text of an imaginative Directive, which will already have domain public ministry responsible for the imaginary enacted, which would contain:
"Guidelines for the new contract for employees of public administration."
Although it would appear printed on the letterhead of the relevant ministry and with photos in front of the minister in charge, by the tone and conclusion can be deduced that it appears to be a hoax.
orders of the circular would be:
1 - Sick days
will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as a reason for disease.
If you can go to the doctor may very well go to the work.
2 - DAYS OF FREE AND HOLIDAY
Each employee will receive 104 days per year free. They are called Saturdays and Sundays.
3 - BATH
The new legislation provides for a maximum of 3 minutes for personal needs.
After an alarm, the door will open and will be taking a photo.
After the second delay in the bathroom, the photo will be posted on bulletin board.
4 - LUNCH
4.1 - Employees receive meager 30 minutes, because they need to eat more to gain weight.
4.2 - normal ones will receive 15 minutes to make a balanced meal and stay in shape.
4.3 - overweight will receive five minutes, which is more than enough for a slim fast.
5 - INCREASES
Salary increases are related to clothing of the worker:
5.1 - If you dress with Prada shoes and Gucci bags from € 350.00 to € 600.00, it is assumed that the worker is economically well and therefore does not need a raise.
5.2 - If you dress too poorly, it is assumed that the worker must learn to better manage its finances equindi will not be granted the increase.
5.3 - If you dress normally means that the employee has sufficient earnings and will not be granted the increase.
6 - COFFEE BREAK '
machines dispensing coffee / tea will be abolished. Workers who
require it, at the beginning of working time will be put on the desk a cup full of coffee / hot tea drink during the break that will sit comfortably in their chairs and stand up without losing time to reach the distributor.
If you want a snack (greedy), please return to step 4.
7 - EXTRAORDINARY
Overtime will no longer be 'paid ... if you decide to stay in office beyond the working hours means that all you have to do at home then you should just thank us if we had not we get bored out of here.
Thank you for your attention and good work!
PS - To read this e-mail during working hours There will be four minutes of salary withheld. ---
Minister Brunetta has complained in recent days, the re-emergence of absenteeism, increased by 22% in the latter period, after the months immediately following the virtuous Brunetta, during which it had dropped dramatically . That is to say that among the civil servants there is one person in five who, feeling assured by the many expressions of sympathy for them born after the dust of controversy arose in the post-Brunetta (a kind of relief and we guarantee raised loudly by some politicians, some labor leaders, some media and whatever), they, I said, that one out of five must have taken to the course of the first . This is no good, and it seems anachronistic because then those one in five would be the first to complain if inflation were to return to the course of the first , and spending money are not enough anymore. It seems quite clear that pay for the absentee and-nothing-salaried, state somewhere will take the money. We will, of course, by those who produce goods and services, and others who else? And these people, abused and harassed, to live and survive the bad habit of slowly recovering first, that increasing the prices of their products, services and performance. The result will be that the resurgence of inflation creeping; situation, this, that well known to those who lived through the previous decades.
"Guidelines for the new contract for employees of public administration."
Although it would appear printed on the letterhead of the relevant ministry and with photos in front of the minister in charge, by the tone and conclusion can be deduced that it appears to be a hoax.
orders of the circular would be:
1 - Sick days
will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as a reason for disease.
If you can go to the doctor may very well go to the work.
2 - DAYS OF FREE AND HOLIDAY
Each employee will receive 104 days per year free. They are called Saturdays and Sundays.
3 - BATH
The new legislation provides for a maximum of 3 minutes for personal needs.
After an alarm, the door will open and will be taking a photo.
After the second delay in the bathroom, the photo will be posted on bulletin board.
4 - LUNCH
4.1 - Employees receive meager 30 minutes, because they need to eat more to gain weight.
4.2 - normal ones will receive 15 minutes to make a balanced meal and stay in shape.
4.3 - overweight will receive five minutes, which is more than enough for a slim fast.
5 - INCREASES
Salary increases are related to clothing of the worker:
5.1 - If you dress with Prada shoes and Gucci bags from € 350.00 to € 600.00, it is assumed that the worker is economically well and therefore does not need a raise.
5.2 - If you dress too poorly, it is assumed that the worker must learn to better manage its finances equindi will not be granted the increase.
5.3 - If you dress normally means that the employee has sufficient earnings and will not be granted the increase.
6 - COFFEE BREAK '
machines dispensing coffee / tea will be abolished. Workers who
require it, at the beginning of working time will be put on the desk a cup full of coffee / hot tea drink during the break that will sit comfortably in their chairs and stand up without losing time to reach the distributor.
If you want a snack (greedy), please return to step 4.
7 - EXTRAORDINARY
Overtime will no longer be 'paid ... if you decide to stay in office beyond the working hours means that all you have to do at home then you should just thank us if we had not we get bored out of here.
Thank you for your attention and good work!
PS - To read this e-mail during working hours There will be four minutes of salary withheld. ---
Minister Brunetta has complained in recent days, the re-emergence of absenteeism, increased by 22% in the latter period, after the months immediately following the virtuous Brunetta, during which it had dropped dramatically . That is to say that among the civil servants there is one person in five who, feeling assured by the many expressions of sympathy for them born after the dust of controversy arose in the post-Brunetta (a kind of relief and we guarantee raised loudly by some politicians, some labor leaders, some media and whatever), they, I said, that one out of five must have taken to the course of the first . This is no good, and it seems anachronistic because then those one in five would be the first to complain if inflation were to return to the course of the first , and spending money are not enough anymore. It seems quite clear that pay for the absentee and-nothing-salaried, state somewhere will take the money. We will, of course, by those who produce goods and services, and others who else? And these people, abused and harassed, to live and survive the bad habit of slowly recovering first, that increasing the prices of their products, services and performance. The result will be that the resurgence of inflation creeping; situation, this, that well known to those who lived through the previous decades.
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